Flexed my arms to look all impressive, channeling my inner Alex Louis Armstrong when suddenly…
I flexed so hard I MADE MYSELF BURP.
Still, Marsh laughed so evidently I am now flirting on expert mode.
Lol jk we end up doing this for half an hour every night:
one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you only want to be a dragon so you can have that hiccup boy ride you”
it took her a few moments to realize her mistake
My hair has faded to a weird colour that actually is rather similar to the Hitachiin twins xD #selfie #genderfluid #genderneutral #mydorkyface
Dude you look a bit like Light…
so i was taking a bath
a bubble bath to be specific
i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened
crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something
so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad
and i drained my tub
i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement
and i am greeted with this
i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
Anyone else notice how, when we meet Olaf, he says “yellow and snow? brrr, no no!” and at first we think it’s a joke and laugh but then later
this happens and you realize… yellow snow is Elsa’s breaking point, where her powers are first used for destruction, and where she almost becomes the monster everyone thinks she is.